Bacon...Nuff said :)

 Bacon is my love.  I love Bacon with a deep burning passion.  Without Bacon my life would not be complete.   It is the love of my life.  I dream of drowning in seas of bacon.  The crispy, crunchy texture sends my mouth a sensation of wonderfulness.  Whoever invented Bacon is brilliant. I would like to thank all the pigs out there for making Bacon possible.  Your fried meat slices of goodness are what make this world go around.  What would this world be without Bacon?!  Life just wouldn’t be worth living!  I thank you, God, for Bacon.  I believe it was created in my honor.  I believe when God made the first pig of the universe, he thought to himself, “I shall make this pig in order to bare Bacon for my beloved Christine.”  Therefore along came the pig and later Bacon.  And that is why my taste buds live a happy and flourishing life.  If only we lived in a world where everything was composed of Bacon.  Then I would be set for life.  Although everything under my possession would not last long, it would still be amazing.  The key to my heart is Bacon.  Bacon is my best friend.

Dear Bacon,

     I love you. 

Love,

    Christine